Monday, January 26, 2009

Connect via belly button...

Our life changed dramatically with all this technology.Whatever your believes are about creation and evolution,"a Darwin fan, a Mother Nature supporter, a biblical follower", disregarding the one responsible for the changes...changes happened, tails disappeared, organic functions have been modified to adapt to the new world, which brings me to my point...what about that belly button!

Our logic is mutating to adapt to our way of life, our leisure and our work. Typing, analyzing data, following pixels in an ocean of high resolution, cutting, pasting, resizing, cropping...I leave work and just see lines and dots everywhere. My logic is "screwed", I look ahead and estimate the distance to the next table, I see numbers, passing right there in my cappuccino foam.even while making love it's different...Insert, page down, page up, repeat last command, repeat last command, eject, it's safe to remove hardware ... sometimes after eject it's cancel, cannel , Escape :P but that's not our topic today.

Our mind is not the same, so why doesn't our body follow. I would really like to see that belly button replaced with an "UNDO" button ! wouldn't that be great! :D
You screwed up, for were watching a game your girlfriend rushes in and whimpers about feeling ugly and fat, and since your brain can't process two things at once during a game, you unconsciously told her that she's a bit on the chubby side lately...oh boy!!!! well why so sad?? u have that undo button don't ya ? see ?!?!
Or how about a "SAVE AS" button miss, don’t know which guy to date?? push that button save a copy of the gym-guy, and check that math teacher out...the possibilities are infinite !! infinite i tell you ! >:)

the only hanging issue is that of the "alt+ctrl+del" combination...when i figure that out , i'll get back to you ;)

160 to 0 in 2 seconds

I wasn't planning on posting now, but i was just thinking about an issue that pissed me off a couple of days ago.I asked myself and still didn't get an answer back about the " chute libre " of the human Intelligence meter when in presence of a certain individual that he/she considers of a higher status ... it's amazing to just sit there and witness the IQ of a bunch of educated people (that few minutes ago were discussing global warming and the financial crisis effect) go from 160 to 0 in 2 seconds.

Bare with me...with us ...We're in a living room exchanging ideas and that guy of "important status" joins the circle, and for 2 seconds silence crawls all around, even the T.V goes to mute (no not by's not a horror/thriller ) then he speaks...they all answer and laugh . they laughed at each word, a very silly laugh just like kids laugh when watching W.E Coyote draw a tunnel and a train goes through it and over him. Even though there was nothing funny about what he said. I just sat there like a "tennis" spectator , watching him pronounce a very plain combination of words, sometimes meaningless, sometimes sad, and gazed back at the laughing effect, red faces, hands supporting their backs, gasping for air...

The MAN:
“Then i saw the man fly over my windshield and hit the ground"
The LOL band:
The MAN:
The LOL band:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and what about the Congo crisis"
The MAN:
"What about it??”
The LOL band:
"HAHAHAHAHAHA...ahhhhh ya allah mesh ma32oul HAHA"
The MAN:

The LOL band:

"WTF?? Where is that freaking remote ?? "

Friday, January 23, 2009

First Post

since it's just me and me 2 for this first post
i won't be long ...just marking my territory trying to get comfortable in this little window.
i don't know if there will be readers later on , i don't know if i'm gonna keep writing...
all i know is that i'm clicking on "publish post" :D